Wembley Time

Wembley Time
First performed	2024
Artist	Sisyphus, Happy
Country or Region	Tartarus
Language	English
Prompt 1	Time Team
Prompt 2	A GIF of a man tipping his hat and smirking
Prompt 3	Cutting a tragic figure

Lyrics

Time Team
Time Team
Ra Ra

Time Team
Time Team
Ra Ra

I need to get a squad together for Monday.

I rushed in the chippy,
I rushed in the street.
I jumped in the TARDIS,
It was really neat.

Time Team
Time Team
Ra Ra

Time Team
Time Team
Ra Ra

Climb in lads, this is for the cup.

I travelled back in time,
I travelled everywhere.
Recruited eleven players,
Even Ghandi for a dare.

Time Team
Time Team
Ra Ra

Time Team
Time Team
Ra Ra

Hoof it into the onion bag.

Da Vinci played left back,
Lenin ironically on the right.
Mandela got red carded
For spoiling for a fight.

Time Team
Time Team
Ra Ra

Time Team
Time Team
Ra Ra

Yes, the ref does need glasses.

They called extra time,
A streaker's on the pitch.
He's got a mic, he's speaking up,
Throw him in a ditch.

Yo, yo,

Brain twister, time warp,
Walk the dog 'round the world.
Pin back your ears,
I demand to be heard.

1, 2, 3, count them sheep,
Making a cognitive leap.
Duke of the shire,
Lyrics on fire,

Spit them fast,
Spit them slow,
Spit them poorer,
Spit them better.

Whoreson Zed,
The unnecessary letter.
Bleeding, bleeding, bleeding love,
Drink that in, now smell the glove.

Faced the queen,
I'm a no-eyed bitch,
Stroke my fur,
Give my belly a scritch,

Rex Lear tonguing
My loyalty itch,
Mama said "Tragic is
As tragic does."

Big Willy S get
Nothing but love!

(Big Willy S get
Nothing but love!)