Terry Wogan's Submarine Rap

Lyrics

My name's Wogan – Terry!
I forgot the first bit.
Double what everyone says,
I'm a full wit.

The flag's at half mast,
Just like me.
I've conquered the land,
It's time for The Sea!

Driving round the coast
In my sub-a-marine.
On an unrelated note,
RIP to The Queen.

Running out of air
As I search for my Dad,
Italy came first
In the 17th Olympiad.

Searching in the depths
Like my name is James Cameron,
If I see Cthulhu
I'll pray for Gotterdammerung.

The land's full of water
And the Ocean's full of piss,
I hope I find my truth
At the bottom of the Naval Abyss.

Breakfast:
Sausage, eggs, white rice, and beans.
Hobbies?
Well, co-hosting Morlvision streams.

I can't wait for all the
Submissions harmonic,
I'd like to state that:
The search for my Dad is platonic.