Porcupine Lament (Consent Is Key)

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Lyrics

Porcupine, porcupine!
Porcupine, porcupine!

I want to touch you, porcupine.
(Spiky, spiky, spiky, spiky)

Dave Spikey.
(Spiky, spiky, spiky, spiky)

Dave Spikey.
(Touchy, touchy, touchy)

No, no, no!
(Touchy, touchy, touchy)

No, no, no!

I know a girl who touched a porcupine,
She couldn't eat gravy anymore,
It brought her out in hives.

(Gravy, gravy, gravy)
(Graaaaavy)

And even though he sits there,
And I could reach out and touch,
I won't, I can't, I shan't.

My mother would disown me!
And my father...
Would also disown me!

Do I risk it, should I do it?
Just reach right out and
Have a feel?

No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!

My name is Caitlin
And I'm here to say,
I could touch or not touch,
Either way.

But take it from me,
Consent is key
With porcupines and for
You and me.

Word.
Big uppa Belfast, yo.

Uppa Dave Spikey,
Uppa Dave Spikey.
Porcupine, don't be nasty.
Okay, we out, peace!

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