Egg Rave

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This is a story
About a man named Gnoll,
And how he created
The ultimate viral dance moment.

If you think you've got what it takes to join in...
Grab yourself an egg, some bread,
Kingsmill, Hovis, Warburtons,
Whatever you got, it's all good!

And get ready,
Cos it's about to get
CRAZY!!

Gnoll was having a house party
And wanted it to pop,
Thought that making up a viral dance
Would send him to the top.

So he googled what it takes
To make a dance go viral,
But thinking up some moves
Put him into a spiral.

He was crap with a dab,
At a loss with a floss,
Man he didn't have no style,
He was a lost cause.

He felt down – but just
As he was feeling shite,
The God of the Rave appeared
With this advice!

She told him:

Put an egg
Somewhere on your leg.
Then some bread
Balanced on your head.

Then, I'll bet,
You'll get likes on the internet.
It's true,
Viral fame is coming to you!

Gnoll couldn't believe it,
The Rave God was right.
With his brand new moves
He racked up views on social media overnight!

Blowing up on TikTok!
Suddenly,
Everybody wanted to come
To his house party.

He had Taylor Swift on the list,
He couldn't believe it!
He rejected Elon Musk though,
He wasn't that desperate!

When his family asked
"How'd you get so famous?!"
He said,
"I made a dance! It goes like this!"

And he showed them:

Put an egg
Somewhere on your leg.
Then some bread
Balanced on your head.

Now you'll see
A whole new opportunity,
You're free
To dance the night away!

Put an egg
Somewhere on your leg.
Now some ham
Wrapped around your diaphragm.

There's a chance
They'll put you in a Fortnite dance,
Your dream –
You've become an internet meme!